1 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,740 Could anyone look at that view 2 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:47,780 without asking, "Is there a power behind the universe?" 3 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:52,960 But why does He always put His boot through all my endeavours? 4 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,020 Is it because I don't have a beard? 5 00:00:56,020 --> 00:01:01,140 Historically, most of His favourites had a beard. 6 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:05,160 Gladwin Allsop's missus has a beard. 7 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,260 SHE isn't one of His favourites. 8 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:13,240 I don't think she's even one of Gladwin Allsop's favourites. 9 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,320 Right, thank you. 10 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:44,620 You see? Just leave it to Seymour. Little legs feeling better now? 11 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:49,700 That lift wasn't up to much. Your legs aren't up to much. 12 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,500 Who does he remind you of, 13 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:58,540 from the back? I don't know anybody from the back. 14 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:02,580 They usually come at you from the front. 15 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:07,160 But I HAVE led a fairly unadventurous life. 16 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,520 When I say fairly, I mean totally. 17 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:16,940 Randolph Scott. What? Randolph Scott. 18 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:21,900 Seymour reminds you of Randolph Scott? Only from the back. 19 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:28,360 How much do you know about wild flowers? 20 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:34,820 There were those twins who became hairdressers. Do you know their NAMES? 21 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:38,760 They were called Terence and Rodney. 22 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,280 Have you ever seen a cowslip? 23 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,500 I didn't know cows wore 'em. 24 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,780 Do YOU keep your eyes open? 25 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:52,460 Well, except when I'm driving. I hate driving. 26 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:58,520 I suppose I expect too much. But I'm just INTERESTED in everything. 27 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:05,580 I must know how everything works. It's why I'm always tinkering with things, 28 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:09,680 experimenting. Rather a burden really... 29 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,340 the mind ever active. 30 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:17,880 People think it must be great to be exceptionally gifted, but... 31 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,640 I sometimes get tired of it. 32 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,880 Who's paying? 33 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,020 That'll be 60p! 34 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:49,040 SIXTY pence?! 35 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,080 Well, I never did! 36 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,200 Sixty pence. 37 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,960 Well, I never do. 38 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,440 Sixty pence! 39 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,660 Sixty pence. 40 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:10,620 I WAS intending to pay for my own. That'll be for all three. 41 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:15,160 Not only National Assistance - they're going private! 42 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:23,220 Hey up! Another tulip with a purse! 43 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:27,200 Randolph Scott! He's full of surprises! 44 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,860 One thing I can't stand to watch 45 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:51,900 is people throwing their money about as if there's no tomorrow! 46 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:56,800 Why don't you offer a little discount for quantity? 47 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:09,020 I wonder why it is this place is the target for every non-spender in the district? 48 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:14,500 They come from MILES around. I'm like a miser's MECCA! 49 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,980 Seymour, you could be lucky there. 50 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:23,480 Ooh! Drink your tea and shut up! 51 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,900 SL-U-U-R-R-P! 52 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:32,200 Is that shutting up? I've heard Dyna-Rod do it more delicately! 53 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:36,120 Some people have musical lips. 54 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:43,300 Do you realise how fortunate it is that lips are at the front? 55 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:52,120 If they were at the back, you'd never know what you were eating. 56 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:58,720 On the other hand, they'd be ideally placed for kissing goodbye. 57 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,440 S-L-U-R-P! 58 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,880 Listen, Gloria! 59 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:17,060 It does MY image no good being seen with a non-ferret person poncing about with a purse! 60 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:21,680 What does it do for MY image being seen with you?! 61 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,820 Listen! 62 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:29,040 Being seen with me could do a great deal for your macho image, 63 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,120 if you'd just put that PURSE away! 64 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,480 Very macho holding hands like that. 65 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,220 It must be hard work - inventing. 66 00:06:56,220 --> 00:07:01,840 We shouldn't laugh. It's not easy being exceptionally gifted. 67 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,220 Oh, I know. 68 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:09,400 Maybe this time he'll come up with something. Does tha reckon? 69 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:15,900 This time it could be different. That's what I keep telling Nora Batty. 70 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:19,940 This could be... an historical moment. 71 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:24,440 Hey...! I tell thee, I'll try her wi' that! 72 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,520 It's been a big day for Seymour. 73 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:34,540 His mind has been in a state of creative turmoil ever since he paid for the tea. 74 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:40,180 Oh, he gets such BARMY ideas. To us they may seem barmy ideas... 75 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:45,680 To him they are the children of his fertile imagination. 76 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,420 It's time he went on the Pill then! 77 00:08:44,265 --> 00:08:47,085 I've GOT it! It's a winner! 78 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:52,125 It's all in here, you know. A full set of working drawings. 79 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:58,585 I wasn't just pacing about there, I was inventing like crazy! What? 80 00:08:58,585 --> 00:09:06,545 A modification of the humble purse which will rid it of all femininity and make it completely MASCULINE! 81 00:09:08,265 --> 00:09:10,265 A what? 82 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:13,565 A really BUTCH purse. 83 00:09:19,462 --> 00:09:22,042 Have a look in my mail-box. 84 00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:27,962 See how many people are clamouring for my correspondence courses. 85 00:09:27,962 --> 00:09:31,482 Approximately - none! 86 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:36,462 Again! Like to keep the peasants in the dark, do we? 87 00:09:37,742 --> 00:09:41,782 It makes you wonder about education. 88 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:48,742 Gladwin Allsop, all those years at night school, and still he gets a wife with a beard. 89 00:09:51,602 --> 00:10:00,862 BUZZ 90 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:12,302 Hey up, Seymour! Tha's still not talking into that? 91 00:10:12,302 --> 00:10:17,302 It never opens the door! I've been ironing the bugs out. 92 00:10:17,302 --> 00:10:20,382 Why don't he just FORGET it? 93 00:10:20,382 --> 00:10:25,822 No, if people didn't persevere, you'd never get such triumphs as... 94 00:10:25,822 --> 00:10:30,422 the Sinclair electric vehicle or the Titanic. 95 00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:41,022 I've programmed it for a new code word. Just a technical thing. 96 00:10:41,022 --> 00:10:46,102 The door will spring open - when I give the command. 97 00:10:47,442 --> 00:10:49,542 Marjorie. 98 00:10:51,162 --> 00:10:53,142 Marjorie?! 99 00:10:53,942 --> 00:10:57,862 Marjorie! Marjorie! Marjorie! 100 00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,482 Marjorie! 101 00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:02,142 MAR-JOR-IE! 102 00:11:03,582 --> 00:11:07,582 What's thee doing? Stop complaining, man! 103 00:11:07,582 --> 00:11:10,642 Where's tha shoving me? The pantry. 104 00:11:10,642 --> 00:11:13,502 Suppose he only had a fridge? 105 00:11:13,502 --> 00:11:17,502 What about the back door? It's bolted. 106 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,342 Mind the catch! Mind the catch! 107 00:11:20,342 --> 00:11:25,442 You must be really proud to have this role in the new technology. 108 00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:28,022 Bog off...! Aaagh! 109 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:37,982 All right? Yes. From the waist up. How's your fruit cake? 110 00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:42,142 That's where the trouble is. It's that catch. 111 00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:45,522 BLEEP 112 00:11:45,522 --> 00:11:50,502 Take a seat, while I get into something more comfortable. 113 00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:04,222 That's a hell of a chair for Randolph Scott. 114 00:12:09,382 --> 00:12:13,342 No wonder he has that tight expression. 115 00:12:14,562 --> 00:12:16,562 Hey up... 116 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:28,922 Seymour, why don't tha get some decent-sized chairs? 117 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:36,422 It's expensive equipping a school. You can't throw good, solid furniture away! 118 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:40,422 There's years of life left in this stuff. 119 00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:42,982 You'll soon get the hang of it. 120 00:12:44,442 --> 00:12:51,862 Right. I shall need one of you to test the trial model of the Utterthwaite Men Only Purse. 121 00:12:57,562 --> 00:13:00,642 What's tha looking at me for? 122 00:13:00,642 --> 00:13:07,642 Who do I know who'd be ideally suited for field testing the Utterthwaite Men Only Purse? 123 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:10,142 Bog off. 124 00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:15,762 Well, if that's "thank you" in Russian, there's no need. 125 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:19,122 I went through the pantry window! 126 00:13:19,122 --> 00:13:21,902 Not exactly a journey in Space(!) 127 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:27,082 There WASN'T much space! Especially round that window catch. 128 00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:32,582 You're probably the first man in orbit round that window catch. 129 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:36,222 YOU'RE the one we have to convince. 130 00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:41,562 What harm is there in road-testing a purse? Look... 131 00:13:41,562 --> 00:13:44,542 We'll put some money in it. 132 00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:52,442 Ah, well, tha's made me an offer I can't refuse. 133 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:55,942 HAMMERING 134 00:14:01,402 --> 00:14:05,262 SAWING 135 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,802 That sounds like some purse. 136 00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:10,165 BANGING ON METAL 137 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,146 A really MASCULINE purse! 138 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:20,786 What's tha doing, Seymour? Attaching some straps to the purse. 139 00:14:20,786 --> 00:14:25,746 Straps? They're probably to help you hang on to your money. 140 00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:30,946 Hey up, Norm. Look at this! 141 00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,786 What is it? 142 00:14:34,846 --> 00:14:36,906 Egg timer? 143 00:14:39,406 --> 00:14:41,646 "Do not touch". 144 00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:43,626 'Ear, 'ear. 145 00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:01,626 No smoking in the laboratory! 146 00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:06,866 Right! Pay attention! A few test questions. 147 00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:12,826 What is it about the pocket purse which makes it appear feminine? You. 148 00:15:14,406 --> 00:15:17,646 Don't look at him. Tell ME. 149 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:20,626 (Ask him to repeat the question.) 150 00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:26,786 Sir? Sir, sir, sir, sir. Well? 151 00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:30,906 He said to ask you to repeat the question. 152 00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:34,846 Oh, there's no need to take the wee-wee. 153 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:39,706 Then stop behaving like a perishin' headmaster! 154 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,886 I didn't intend to. Old habits die hard. 155 00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:46,586 My wife used to say that. 156 00:15:49,746 --> 00:15:53,706 Looking at me with a kind of wonder. 157 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:59,666 I still say a bloke with a purse is a right Mildred. 158 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:05,046 Right then, little tatty Rambo. Perhaps you'll tell us why. 159 00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:07,606 It stands to reason, dunnit? 160 00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:15,626 Digging your hand in your pocket, taking out this ladylike purse, dipping your ladylike fingers in... 161 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:22,006 One for you...and one for you... and one for my little dicky friend. 162 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:24,626 Get off! 163 00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:33,226 I tell you what - James Bond would never have done it. 164 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:37,146 He never has the time, does he? 165 00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:42,186 The way he wears himself out in the service of his country... 166 00:16:42,186 --> 00:16:47,226 I hope when he finally packs it in, somebody gives him a medal. 167 00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:51,826 That is if he can find anywhere to hang it. 168 00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:55,526 It depends where you keep the purse. 169 00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:59,046 Wherever, it's STILL ladylike! 170 00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:05,086 Not if a man keeps it where one might keep a concealed weapon. 171 00:17:05,086 --> 00:17:07,826 In the cupboard under the stairs? 172 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:12,026 Strapped to the ankle! 173 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:25,786 Is that macho enough? Concealed where Men-Who-Walk-With-Danger always conceal what they value. 174 00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:31,686 If you Walk-With-Danger, it's just as well you conceal what you value! 175 00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:33,886 That's pathetic! 176 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,546 Why? 177 00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:40,566 Because I'd be hopping about like a paralysed penguin! 178 00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:45,606 You wouldn't NORMALLY be holding your leg like this! 179 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:50,586 You would raise the leg casually, and with ease - like so... 180 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,686 Or like so... 181 00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:58,666 You'll soon get the hang of it. 182 00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:02,686 I told you he'd come up with summat weird! 183 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:05,806 It's no good! Why not? 184 00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:08,826 I can't strap it round me welly! 185 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,526 We'll soon fix that! 186 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,226 Norman... 187 00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:18,506 Ah, ha ha...! 188 00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:30,106 Here...borrow these. Ta, Wall. They need breaking in, anyway. He'll be careful. It's all right. 189 00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:36,166 They're not very fast. Leastways, they've never been very fast for me. 190 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:41,006 She catches me every flamin' time. Can you see her? 191 00:18:41,006 --> 00:18:43,046 Is she watching? 192 00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:45,106 All clear, Wally. 193 00:18:45,106 --> 00:18:50,066 You've got to admire the way he dares turn his back on her. 194 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:54,166 If you see her watching, just nod. 195 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:59,966 I could do with a rear view mirror, but she'd keep polishing it. 196 00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:02,506 We must be on our way, I'm afraid. 197 00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:08,526 It must be great being able to go when you want. It's nowt, Wally. 198 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:12,346 We're just testing Seymour's purse. 199 00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:16,366 I never get a chance to do things like that. 200 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:18,946 You don't when you're married. 201 00:19:18,946 --> 00:19:22,906 She gives me security and full-employment... 202 00:19:24,026 --> 00:19:29,486 But they've no idea how a bloke misses sheer stupidity. 203 00:19:30,226 --> 00:19:33,246 What did they want? Dozy lot. 204 00:19:33,246 --> 00:19:37,306 They're just testing Seymour's new purse. 205 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:42,026 Oh, GET inside! You'll soon be as daft as they are! 206 00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:47,886 That's the nicest thing, lass, that you've said to me for ages! 207 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,126 Get inside! 208 00:19:58,566 --> 00:20:05,586 A concealed purse round your ankle is a significant advance in personal security. 209 00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:10,626 How many pickpockets are you likely to meet only 9 inches high? 210 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:15,666 These boots are a bit tight. Don't start making difficulties. 211 00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:19,706 I want you have a POSITIVE attitude. 212 00:20:19,706 --> 00:20:24,646 All right, I'm positive these boots are a bit tight. 213 00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:31,506 It seems so unfair. Not only married to Nora Batty, but his boots are too tight. 214 00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:36,466 Looks like really tough leather. She does to me. 215 00:20:37,606 --> 00:20:40,126 BOOTS SQUEAK 216 00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:47,486 SQUEAK 217 00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:50,926 Pull the trouser over the purse! 218 00:20:50,926 --> 00:20:53,906 You can't expose everything. 219 00:20:55,406 --> 00:21:01,806 Oh-h-h! That's a nice thing to do on a public path! Hoist them UP! 220 00:21:01,806 --> 00:21:03,866 Get out! 221 00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:08,906 Can't you fasten them more securely than that?! 222 00:21:08,906 --> 00:21:12,926 They were all right before you yanked on 'em! 223 00:21:12,926 --> 00:21:16,006 I promise, I'll NEVER do it again! 224 00:21:16,006 --> 00:21:18,186 Look at him! 225 00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:22,706 You'd think there was a global braces shortage! 226 00:21:22,706 --> 00:21:28,406 This has sentimental value. It's a bit of Nora Batty's clothes-line. 227 00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:31,466 It's a lock of her clothes-line?! 228 00:21:31,466 --> 00:21:35,646 I was at a loose end, so I swiped it. 229 00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:38,346 Pathetic! Did she miss it? 230 00:21:38,346 --> 00:21:44,706 Did she MISS it?! Anybody'd think it were gold-plated! 231 00:21:44,706 --> 00:21:50,566 She came at me with that brush, sparks flying out of her curlers... 232 00:21:50,566 --> 00:21:56,566 And all the time I'm thinking - Oh-h-h-h...Joan Crawford... 233 00:21:56,566 --> 00:22:01,626 Joan Crawford?! Aye, she reminds me of Joan Crawford. 234 00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:04,646 You don't mean Broderick Crawford? 235 00:22:06,466 --> 00:22:11,966 You'll never know what Nora does to me. Usually with a brush. 236 00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:16,286 TAP DANCES 'SQUEAKILY' 237 00:22:16,886 --> 00:22:19,466 All right! What are we doing? 238 00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:24,986 You're going to do some shopping using the Utterthwaite Ankle Purse. 239 00:22:24,986 --> 00:22:29,026 And I want you to give it a fair trial! 240 00:22:29,026 --> 00:22:34,486 Norm, why is he choking me? It's to do with a fair trial. 241 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:41,446 I don't want you pretending it's difficult. I want you to show how EASY it is. 242 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:59,266 When seated, the hand falls naturally to the purse. 243 00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:05,166 Or, when standing, one can place the foot casually on any surface, 244 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:08,066 as if tying a shoelace. 245 00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:14,106 Or, simply raise the foot backwards to clasp it in one hand, 246 00:23:14,106 --> 00:23:18,086 and operate the purse with the other... 247 00:23:24,246 --> 00:23:26,806 You'll soon get the hang of it. 248 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:33,506 SQUEAK! SQUEAK! 249 00:23:33,506 --> 00:23:39,126 That's exactly what Seymour did! You must be getting the hang of it! 250 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:41,446 Let's begin. 251 00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:43,906 Who's gonna carry my wellies? 252 00:23:55,266 --> 00:24:00,906 SQUEAK 253 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:05,466 These boots are killing me! We'll go by bus. 254 00:24:05,466 --> 00:24:09,526 SQUEAK Just try to keep them quiet. 255 00:24:09,526 --> 00:24:17,006 SQUEAK Don't look. Then people will think he's not with us. Who's "he"?! 256 00:24:17,006 --> 00:24:24,366 SQUEAK 257 00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:33,566 SQUEAK 258 00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,086 SQUEAKING 259 00:25:15,746 --> 00:25:18,306 Tha told me to pay the fare! 260 00:25:18,306 --> 00:25:23,926 I didn't tell you to bring your leg up quite so sharply! 261 00:25:23,926 --> 00:25:26,926 Did you hear the way he squealed?! 262 00:25:28,866 --> 00:25:34,386 I thought they weren't supposed to stop in unauthorised places. 263 00:25:36,446 --> 00:25:39,366 SQUEAKING 264 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:56,806 SQUEAK 265 00:25:56,806 --> 00:26:02,066 I never meant to catch him in unauthorised places! 266 00:26:04,806 --> 00:26:07,326 What's up with him? 267 00:26:07,326 --> 00:26:10,066 His feet are being strangled. 268 00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:13,726 Pity it's just his feet. 269 00:26:13,726 --> 00:26:18,146 Ooh...I shall have to sit down. 270 00:26:19,206 --> 00:26:22,166 Not till you've paid the lady. Eh? 271 00:26:28,366 --> 00:26:30,146 HEY! 272 00:26:30,146 --> 00:26:35,746 Get that squeaky boot off my furniture! I were only... 273 00:26:35,746 --> 00:26:39,846 What do you think this is?! Now, 3 teas. 274 00:26:43,786 --> 00:26:48,306 Aa-aa-agh! Don't you raise your leg at me! 275 00:26:48,806 --> 00:26:50,406 OW! 276 00:26:50,606 --> 00:26:54,506 OUT! OUT! OUT! 277 00:27:06,386 --> 00:27:15,206 SQUEAK 278 00:27:15,206 --> 00:27:18,666 SQUEAK 279 00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:23,366 Listen! I could have sworn I could hear YOUR boots! 280 00:27:23,366 --> 00:27:25,346 It's true...! 281 00:27:27,126 --> 00:27:29,086 I can hear 'em! 282 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:34,166 I thought only old men had squeaky boots. 283 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:38,386 I'm only a lad and I've got squeaky boots! 284 00:27:38,386 --> 00:27:41,126 SQUEAK 285 00:27:44,906 --> 00:27:46,946 They ARE! 286 00:27:46,946 --> 00:27:49,846 They're YOUR boots! 287 00:27:53,086 --> 00:27:56,846 BOOTS SQUEAK 288 00:27:56,846 --> 00:28:00,786 What the Dickens is he up to now?! 289 00:28:03,966 --> 00:28:05,986 MILBURN! 290 00:28:06,646 --> 00:28:10,186 CROCKERY SMASHES 291 00:28:20,586 --> 00:28:26,546 Well, maybe the world wasn't ready for the Really Masculine Purse. 292 00:28:26,546 --> 00:28:29,086 I'll stick to pockets! 293 00:28:29,086 --> 00:28:34,386 Other people's. Like at school. I were only after jelly babies. 294 00:28:34,386 --> 00:28:37,886 Really masculine jelly babies. 295 00:28:39,226 --> 00:28:43,766 Of course, I could invent an electric purse. 296 00:28:43,766 --> 00:28:48,226 The world's first electric purse! 297 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:52,246 Press a button and out comes the change. 298 00:28:52,246 --> 00:28:55,406 I've a pair of trousers like that! 299 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:50,386 Subtitles by Gillian Spence BBC - 1987 300 00:29:50,436 --> 00:29:54,986 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0